What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 14:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Just Forget it!

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

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Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Why does monistat lose effectiveness over time for individuals with chronic or recurrent vaginosis or yeast infections?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The world of the Harry Potter series is usually considered bad worldbuilding. What are some examples of actually good worldbuilding in the books/movies?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

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Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

When should I use the best sunscreen for oily skin?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

No go.

Why are the people who don't support the LGBT community treated like super evil and cruel beings? People can have different opinions and thoughts on things.

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Then came..

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Nuts and Butts

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

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