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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Just Forget it!
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
No go.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors